One of The Best Dreams Ever!

Hey, guys!

So, I was looking for a video that I loved to watch, that was about a weird dream that a guy had, called "DREAM OF AN AWKWARD WHITE KID (Episode 1)", and I just discovered that the video does not exist anymore! But, fortunally, I have the whole "script" in my head and I would like to share it with you, guys!

"I have these dreams and I'm like...awkward.

So, like...I was watching this...cow dance and...it was dancing really fast and ahm...uhm, there was a...ahm...there was...like...th-the moon was full and it was like "F*ck you, I'm a moon". And there was no one around. And then there was shoeless Sam. And he was wearing nothing but, you know, shoes! And, uhm...Fire! Fire everywhere! And in the distance that uhm...in the distance that I saw, there was a basket. So, you know, I walked there, looked inside, there was nothing there...so, you know, I eat the basket...So the cow comes to me and like...snaps it's fingers like "It's movie time"...and I'm like:

- Uhm...I'm not wearing a dress...

And she was like...well...you know...:

- It will have to do!

And then the moon is like:

- Where's my Sun? Where's my f*cking Sun? I don't know what I'm doing!...

And then...chicken.

And then...the cow and the moon get in the car...and it was...like...a really nice car...and they were like:

- We work hard, f*ck you!

And I was...like...there's a stomach in my basket and it's growing...and soon the tree will fall into a zoo...I just want to record that there was actually a basket in my stomach...I...uhm...I'm trying to make this as understandable as possible...and then like... i get in the car with them, but they are...like:

- You're not in this car!

So I'm not...in the car...but I am...so they start to drive and I'm in the car but...you know...I'm not."