One of The Best Dreams Ever!

Hey, guys!

So, I was looking for a video that I loved to watch, that was about a weird dream that a guy had, called "DREAM OF AN AWKWARD WHITE KID (Episode 1)", and I just discovered that the video does not exist anymore! But, fortunally, I have the whole "script" in my head and I would like to share it with you, guys!

"I have these dreams and I'm like...awkward.

So, like...I was watching this...cow dance and...it was dancing really fast and ahm...uhm, there was a...ahm...there was...like...th-the moon was full and it was like "F*ck you, I'm a moon". And there was no one around. And then there was shoeless Sam. And he was wearing nothing but, you know, shoes! And, uhm...Fire! Fire everywhere! And in the distance that uhm...in the distance that I saw, there was a basket. So, you know, I walked there, looked inside, there was nothing there...so, you know, I eat the basket...So the cow comes to me and like...snaps it's fingers like "It's movie time"...and I'm like:

- Uhm...I'm not wearing a dress...

And she was like...well...you know...:

- It will have to do!

And then the moon is like:

- Where's my Sun? Where's my f*cking Sun? I don't know what I'm doing!...

And then...chicken.

And then...the cow and the moon get in the car...and it was...like...a really nice car...and they were like:

- We work hard, f*ck you!

And I was...like...there's a stomach in my basket and it's growing...and soon the tree will fall into a zoo...I just want to record that there was actually a basket in my stomach...I...uhm...I'm trying to make this as understandable as possible...and then like... i get in the car with them, but they are...like:

- You're not in this car!

So I'm not...in the car...but I am...so they start to drive and I'm in the car but...you know...I'm not."

That's It!

Hey, guys!

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far...jusk kidding. Well, a long time ago, I decided that I was going to start a diet and to work out. I was a chubby kid and I needed to take care of this for my future looks and health. But time went on and I was never capable of keeping up with my schedule. So, I never achieved a thin body. Today, I'm 16 and 50 pounds/23 kg over my ideal weight.

And you know what? I'm totally sick of being like that. I don't feel confortable with the way that my body looks in clothes that I like. My face does not look how I want it to look. I'm not able to do stunts that my friends do. And my health could be compromised in the future.

So today, I definately decided to change that. I WILL keep up with my plans and I WILL achieve my healthy and handsome form. I mean it. I don't want to wait for someone tell me that I'm gonna die to actually wake up. And, I want to buy a new suit in December, so I gotta have a body that matches the one I want.

Wish me luck, guys! (I will periodically write here about how my diet is going)